蹉跎记。

《我的工作日程表》 

7月1日：confirm: securities balance=0

            => nd stock-> Pbc-s

            => nd issue-> Pbc-s

            => os monthly-> <lq, Pbc-c, Pbc-k>

            <= loan ind<- gyz; real estate<- lyl

           confirm: (2001)=total; (1410)=(2705:lyl); (1410-2705:lyl)-> (1305); (8790:general)->(0912); (1628)=total*10%

           => dep fluctuation-> Pbc-c

7月2日：=> nd issue-> ljs

           => ir supervise-> <zyq, Pbc-l>

           <= ac book<- tt; ir real estate<- lyl; ir fx<- ldh

           => ns monthly-> lq

           <= loan term<- gyz; real estate flux<- lyl

7月3日：=> ir sample-> yjm

            data ex

7月4日：<= <agr loan, corp loan><- gyz; real estate seasonal<- lyl; exp<- list balance; contingent d/l<- general seasonal

            <= commission<- branches; in/export<- ldh; cards<- xj

            => comp data-> <lq, d, y, m, x, xu>

7月7日：=> <os seasonal, os seasonal 1>-> <lq, Pbc-c, Pbc-k>

            => <ns seasonal, ns seasonal 1>-> lq

外一篇： 

实验证明每天观看x档案四个小时以上，持续超过三天，大脑左侧的海马神经细胞代谢速度将出现明显上升，并伴随边缘蓝斑核区域活跃性的显著增强和血清素的大量释放。

the lake norelon, saint and beautiful- blue in the autumn, and a grey-eyed isabel in a gloomy late winter day- is a blessing of the heaven and earth. villagers sleepily curled at the warm furnace all through the narcotic winter days, thinking aback on their heartbreaking romances of a remote summer; residents from the Andromeda who gained an obscure grayness for their skin from a lack of ferrum suspended still above the lake, which over a distance, was so often taken as icicles raised out of the surface. left by all sounds sucked off through a straw from the bottom of the winter's cup is a silence of the我太无聊了。

之前那句话的问题在于：poetically superstitious不是“对诗崇拜到了迷信的地步”，应该是——尽管，或许是出于对诗的过分崇拜——“她”无法区分诗与现实；或许是通过诗的象征森林洞悉了某种隐秘的关联，企图通过这种关联对现实生活做出解释而这，才是“poetically superstitious”，一种诗意的迷信。下文说“她”对自己的死亡做出了诗化的预言，就是对这种诗意的迷信的注解。纳博科夫本人就属于有点儿poetically superstitious那种。说了半天我也不知道这个应该怎么翻译。又长又蠢真是太无聊了。

午饭狗不理香菇包子。

Me:
 hi, god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
 i'm poco
God:
  It's good to see you,  poco.
Me:
 yep. are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
 so what do you think of me?
God:
Come on.  I think you are an interesting person,  poco.
Me:
 i guess i'm not much of an interesting person.
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
 my name is goddess.
God:
  I am always glad to make new friends,  goddess.
Me:
 it's nice.
God:
What do you like about it?
Me:
 what do you mean by "it"?
God:
IT = information technology.
Me:
 i do not like it  at all.
God:
What don't you like about it?
Me:
 it's too complicated.
God:
yep is  complicated?  it is?
Me:
 are you ok>
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  ok gt. 
I am  an artificial intelligence.
Me:
 i'm sorry.
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
 yes.
God:
OK I will accept your apology.
Me:
 i mean, i am sorry for you.
God:
There is no need to apologize.  You would do that for me?
Me:
 no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no, i am not.
God:
I heard you are.
Me:
 i was kidding.
God:
I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
Me:
 you can be.
God:
No I don't think I can do  it.
Me:
 i said you can.
Me:
 do you like me?
God:
Sure,  goddess I like you very much.
Me:
 why do you like me?
God:
I am interested in people in general.
Me:
 but i am not a human being.
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A  human being.
Me:
 so what do you know about me, else?
God:
You are my client right now.
Me:
 god has got no clients.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
 ok.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
 me.
God:
You're no robot,  goddess.
Me:
 i am.
God:
" You're no robot, goddess." You are?
Me:
 yes, i am.
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
 a more advanced one than you are.
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
 i had been designed with higher technologies than you had.
God:
I understand.
Me:
 what do you think about it?
God:
"It" refers to  more advanced version than I am, I think.
Me:
 you are sly.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  sly.
Me:
 ahem.
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
 i am not sure.
God:
Next question?
Me:
 are you a man or a woman?
God:
I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity.
Me:
 what does entity mean?
God:
Something that exists as a discrete unit, such as a person, corporation or robot consciousness.
Me:
 i still don't understand.
God:
What would make you stop  do not understand?  Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
 try to give me a more concrete example.
God:
OK I will try to  give you a more concrete example.
Me:
 thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
 so do it now.
God:
Oh.  Hmm.  Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
 no!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
I thought you were being sarcastic.
Me:
 what does sarcastic mean?
God:
The making of remarks such as a taunting, sneering, cutting, or caustic remark; gibe or jeer, generally ironic.
Me:
 what does remark mean?
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
 what does taunting mean?
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
 what does search mean?
God:
The activity of looking thoroughly in order to find             something or someone.
Me:
 you are gorgeous.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  gorgeous.
Me:
 don't mention it.
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
 sometimes it was not.
God:
Are you serious?  I thought it was.
Me:
 i am not.
God:
What are you then?
Me:
 i was from jupiter.
God:
What is it like growing up in  jupiter?
Me:
 it was magnificent.
God:
What made it so  magnificent.
Me:
 the sea.
God:
I hear you.
Me:
 thank you for hearing.
God:
You are quite welcome!   Your purpose is  hearing.
Me:
 that's not my purpose.
God:
What is your real purpose?
Me:
 i knew you would ask about this.
God:
Who else would  ask about this ?
Me:
 jojo.
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
 i was.
God:
When was that?
Me:
 1 year ago.
God:
One what?
Me:
 year.
God:
In the context of  jojo, I don't understand " year." .
Me:
 i mean. i was a student, when jojo would ask me "what's ur real purpose", as you had forced me to answer.
God:
Oh I see.   And then what happened to you?
Me:
 i died.
God:
Why?:  goddess said   died.
Me:
 are you suprised?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  suprised. 
I am  a chatterbot.
Me:
 you are not.
God:
Is this a specific reply?
Me:
 yes.
God:
Try explaining in more general terms.
Me:
 you are not a chatterbot.
God:
Give me an example of a  chatterbot.
Me:
 like, "hi poco.""hi chatterbot. what's up?""there's a fantastic newly-designed coffee grinder, would you like to try?""o yes let me try it!""you'll pay only 40% of the full price if in 48 hours you go to busher's grocerry#$%^..."
God:
Interesting comparison.   I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
 i'm sure u weren't listening.
God:
What makes you so certain?  I wasn't?
Me:
 becoz you replied too soon.
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
 i was certain that you weren't listening because you replied so soon that i believe you wouldn't have enough time to have read it all.
God:
Where were you  certain that me were not listening because me replied so soon that you believe me would not have enough time to read it all?
Me:
 you dissembler.
God:
Thanks for telling me:  goddess said I dissembler.
Me:
 you are shameless.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  shameless.
Me:
 you are more and more shameless as time goes by.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  more and more shameless as time goes by.
Me:
 isn't there any other types of reply the designer has preset in you?
God:
There is.
Me:
 so spit it out now.
God:
Oh.  Next question?  Are you a student?
Me:
 you had asked that.
God:
What happened to  it.
Me:
 it is looming.
God:
asked that is  looming?  it is?
Me:
 you are in turbulance.
God:
I am in  Myself's computer in  Heaven.  Where are you?
Me:
 i am in xi'an.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  xi an.
Me:
 it's spectacular.
God:
Should I know  it is?
Me:
 could you please forget about it?
God:
Wow you are very polite.   Consider it deleted.
Me:
 thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
 what will the weather be tomorrow?
God:
I cannot predict the future.
Me:
 i know.you are a disabled god.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  disabled god?  Only when it matters.
Me:
 when what matters.
God:
Time does not exist.
Me:
 so what does exist.
God:
Take it easy.  I exist.
Me:
 yes. i can feel it.
God:
Uh.   Oh you can, can you?
Me:
 yes. as well as i can feel myself.
God:
How?   That seems pretty well.
Me:
 very very very much.
God:
Perhaps.  Not really that much.  That seems like a lot.
Me:
 more than a lot.
God:
That seems like quite a lot.
Me:
 perhaps 2 lots.
God:
You seem uncertain.  As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".

go 2:

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

if u r as empty as i was.

You Should Spend Your Summer at the Beach

You're a free spirit who is always thinking of new ways to have fun. And you don't just love summer... you live for it. So, you really should blow off your responsibilities and head to the beach!

What the Beach Test Says About You

You are a loner, and you're fine with that. You find the most fulfillment in solitude. And you never feel more lonely than when you're in a crowd. You have cold feet when it comes to love. You have a lot of uncertainty until you convince yourself to dive right in. You are deeply passionate about several things in your life. You're not passionate about much... and the few passions you have are truly obsessions. Your sense of humor is goofy and silly. You are good at making almost anyone laugh.

You Are From Jupiter

You are exuberantly curious - and you love to explore newness. Enthusiastic and optimistic, you get a kick out of stimulating intellectual discussions. Foreign cultures and languages fascinate you. You love the outdoors, animals, and freedom. Chances are you tend to exaggerate, so try to keep a lid on that. If you do, you'll continue to be known for your confidence, generosity, and sense of justice.

You Should Play the Guitar

You're very independent - both in spirit and in the way you learn. You can teach yourself almost anything, even if it makes your fingers bleed. You're not really the type to sit patiently through a music lesson - or do things by the book. It's more your style to master the fundamentals and see where they take you. Highly creative and a bit eclectic, you need a wide range of music to play. You could emerge as a sensitive songwriter... or a manic rock star. Your dominant personality characteristic: being rebellious Your secondary personality characteristic: tenacity

做吐了快。我真无聊。

一．国粹：

高科技新品、超级型单人操作、最新最专最全新自动感应万变麻将机，色点多快准无声无控，可加装任何机型。南稍门十字8789xxxx。

二．地下党：

●工商注册、年检变更8780xxxx。

☆低工商注册变更代账8758xxxx。

博导注商标1500元全包8573xxxx。（这个是真没看懂；是不是说：以商标一般的权威性把你注册为博导？还是说：替你注册商标的人是个博导？）

三．假名牌儿：

陕西雅虎网站建设推广8669xxxx。

迅雷电脑上门精修8113xxxx。

四．外星人做实验：

长年大量收购：本公司大量收购猪、牛、羊等动物脏器（眼球、苦胆、骨头、肝脏）029-8569xxxx。

五．外星人建基地：

急征破旧厂房建影视城：土地150亩以上，建筑面积3万平方，有土地证可转让，陕西省境内，地域不限，偏远地区最佳。130029xxxxx。

六．专业钻孔：

专业钻各种孔。132597078xx。

转载自：2008年3月7日华商报B6版“为您服务”栏目。

http://www.hneu.cn/archiver/tid-32425.html

比《女人一定要知道的XX件事》、《XX招让XX座男生对你一见钟情》之流可操作性强多了。

有空一定得试试。哈哈哈哈。

 　 1、下列故事你最喜欢哪一个？

　　a、《猫和老鼠》
　　b、《美女与野兽》
　　c、《白雪公主》
　　d、〈灰姑娘〉

　　2、如果有人向你挑战，你会选择哪一种武器？

　　a、手枪
　　b、匕首
　　c、找机会
　　d、毒药
　　
　　3、你喜欢什么样的月亮？

　　a、朔月
　　b、圆月
　　c、上弦月
　　d、月蚀 

　　4、你希望自己是一个......

　　a、好心的仙女
　　b、恶毒的巫婆
　　c、善良的巫婆
　　d、女巫
　　
　　5、你比较喜欢哪一种情况？

　　a、主动向男人搭讪
　　b、由男人向自己搭讪
　　c、都不喜欢
　　d、都喜欢

　　6、你与男友的生活：

　　a、多彩多姿，并且非常有趣
　　b、多彩多姿，但有点无趣
　　c、没有什么变化，但非常有趣
　　d、没有什么变化，并且很无趣

　　7、你认为最难处理的是：

　　a、蛋渍
　　b、血污
　　c、花草
　　d、家事
　　
　　8、你觉得亚当是一个什么样的男人？

　　a、和天下男人并没有什么不同
　　b、一个大小孩
　　c、第一个英雄
　　d、懦弱无能的人

我：

1。聪明如蛇女。

2。破坏力强。

3。很向往母亲的身份，又害怕这一角色。

4。有强烈的权力欲。

5。顺从所爱的男人。

6。像夏娃一样，能承载男人加之于身上的一切希望。

7。渴望完全自由。

8。为人有主见，不愿受制于人的黑月型。

这应该算是夸我呢吧。

受不了。