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2012-01-17
我真的很想念炸豆腐！
早上七点五十分，接到半个月没相见的大老板电话：“你走到哪里了？”
我：还在家⋯⋯
大老板：⋯⋯GT这边的门禁密码到底是多少？
我：你你你咋来这么早！！
大老板：赶紧起床不然扣你奖金！
我：⋯⋯⋯⋯
话说回来今年的分红和奖金实在是光景惨淡啊。。
（我真的好喜欢这个表情！）就连HK他们恐怕日子也不会太好过。time is changing. save stories like 福建圣农 for chansons de geste...才刚厉兵秣马把西安办事处折腾齐活的HK，每次打来电话都是一副“末日到来前最后一次绝望地微笑”的样子；去了趟宁夏回来签名档就变成“Nibiru壮丽归来！”。。这是被外星人投毒了嘛？像达晨这样在我朝资本市场上硬着头皮苦熬了十年活生生地熬成本土头牌的团队，真想死的话也得死好一阵儿的吧。。经历了从创业板100+P/E到A股跌破2200点之后，理性时代的到来只是个时间问题。就算历史总是会有倒退、有反复，那么达晨酱，又懂行业又懂国情又经历过挫折和彷徨的投资人，难道不应该是大浪淘沙之后的中流砥柱嘛？所以鸭，就像HK说的那样，年轻人啊趁着经济不景气好好学习是王道哦。。恩⋯⋯然后中午一个不留神吃下整筐车厘子+半瓶红酒，下午就没生产力了溜回家睡觉。一觉睡醒脑子里冒出的第一件事是昨晚随手丢在超市储物柜上的晚饭打包的炸豆腐忘记拿了。。我的炸豆腐啊⋯⋯
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2012-01-16
a fairy tale and a real day
Z has been a real-world sweetie. right now she showed up all of a sudden n declared(as if hit by a heaven-sent enlightenment or sth): now i got what a man whats! (which i guess is no more than what HER man wants. good fairy...)
- now illuminate me.
- "i wanna give u my heart, but u want my soul." this is the inner voice of a man and finally i can hear it..
- don't be ridiculous! sure u want his soul to change the bulbs and open the tins. and if that's not what he wants, the sweet young man who lives next door would very much like to do them all. (actually if her groom candidate- if this term could well be taken as a fair description for his status quo- could hear my "the inner voice", that would be: u better be a perfect man, to match up with all this consideration and tolerance we seldom got a chance to enjoy from the very same Z...
)okay i might be a little bit tough on Z... because of envy, quite likely....coz i do not often see the considerate side of her as a friend. but now she's just turnning it all to me and yet she's asking: am i not being considerate enough? (may i answer: u may spare some of it to me as well!!
) but i tried my best to lend her a profile as a friend. i do not know about men coz i am not one of them. but i do know very much about women coz i am a real one, and not a fairy or anything else. and as a woman i know that, a man who sings this song is only a little bit too drunk, by a wine he made himself, which might named "melancholy" or "profoundity" or "u women just don't know", or mixed most probably; and a man who has a soul will not sing this song to his beloved one.---
shopping in 美居生活家 for a whole day makes one exhausted... but this is one of the most exciting forms of exhaustion one can have after half a month's work load~ plus a most yummy tri-cup chicken with rosebud milktea as a beautiful closing. we talked in a dazzling manner, mixed English & Shaanxi Hua & Mandarin & funny Japanese & fake Taiwanese, which horrifies the shop assistants.
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2012-01-14
周末例喷。
中午溜进果家权威机构蹭7M/s的网络开视频会。明明在义正词严地讨论着项目的事情不知道从什么时候开始就扯起闲天来了。。AC和WQ都很正义地不喜欢读小说，只有A一脸羞涩地说啊其实我还是蛮喜欢的哦⋯⋯比方说俄国小说⋯⋯我说那你喜欢V.N不⋯⋯⋯⋯接下来的事情就变成我们两个一脸兴奋地在那边叨逼叨laughter in the dark啊mary啊butterfly sample啊还有V.N的"weirdly long sentences built in twisted constructions"&"dreamlike metaphors"&"Russian poetry tradition mixed with incredible sense of modernism"& blablabla⋯⋯丢下AC和WQ两个人在旁边一头雾水。好吧这毕竟是我头一回在同行里头碰见喜欢V.N的人。。最后AC说这到底是谁哇？A淡淡地回答说o a Russian immigrant writing novels in perfect English. 这个概括相当帅气不是末
。今天又被人问到Poco这个名字是什莫来历。小时候去群艺馆上课，从来没讲过外语的傅老师有一天突然纠正我说：这里标记的是poco a poco crescendo⋯⋯瞬间碎碎的我就被这听来极其帅气而又散发着可爱气息的一串字符给击中了于是呼。。。好吧这样的典故叫我怎么好意思讲给别人听嘞⋯⋯说到这里，最近各种忙乱再加上偶染微恙所以又有好一阵没练琴了。老师已经把我划入“终于还是未曾坚持到底的大龄业余爱好者”那一类了估计。。那天在Liuk的督促下才捡起来锯了两下结果。。绿美人啊请温柔地接纳迷途知返的浪子吧⋯⋯
另外真心感谢近日通过各种方式向我送上关爱的诸位友人。。（你们竟然还看我的博克呢好惶恐鸭~
）。。那么现在在这边汇报一下：发烧的各项临床症状从今天开始已基本消失。所以请诸位暂时放心。不过既然生病时被人关心的感觉这么好⋯⋯那么其实我现在开始牙龈肿痛了噢~~
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2012-01-12
实验证明。
原来人类在发烧的时候真的是会“像筛糠一样不由自主地浑身发抖”哦。。。
让我抱着扑热息痛睡到世界末日吧。。。。。。。。。。。。
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2012-01-12
星球大战。
把我和WQ分到一组真是太正确的决定。这家伙就是执行力超强、堪称“short, hard, straight”的那一号标配版狮子座未来战士~~好吧从前把星座一类的东西视作无稽之谈的我如今也开始倒向怪力乱神的怀抱了。。但是请注意：我相信星座是通过传播学的角度而不是什么“笼罩在你头顶那来自遥远天穹的电磁波”的形式对人类心灵施加影响的。i.e.人并非一生下来就天然而精确地出落成他所在的星座界定的样子，更多地是打从知道了他的星座告诉他应该是什么样子的时候起，才开始有意无意地把自己朝着这个方向去塑造。而不管是大众媒体还是近身社交圈，在所有人都动辄叨逼叨“哎你们这些摩羯座的人不就是⋯⋯”的这样一种舆论的浸淫下⋯⋯噢打住。。关于这一套我又要扯一篇论文出来了啦~
所以刚才我要说的是——接收频段窄而干扰弱、行动力惊人的狮子座青年和“花一整夜与别人看来可能完全无关紧要的瑕疵负隅顽抗”的死脑筋少女搭配真是超赞的好吗~
就像这样：
死脑筋少女：到底是什么样的人能够2个小时就敲出一份底稿来⋯⋯/这么粗糙的东西怎么有脸拿给别人看啊⋯⋯⋯⋯
狮子座青年：改了2个小时就把猫改了个咪了不起啊⋯⋯/这样看上去的话⋯⋯还真是蛮不一样的喔⋯⋯（废话！）
或者：
死脑筋少女：实在是完不成了呢⋯⋯明天早上起来做可以吗？
狮子座青年：不行！今天晚上必须发出去！
（于是在死脑筋少女看来可能要花一辈子修改的文书不知道怎么回事也就真的做完了而且看上去似乎也没想象中那么丢脸。）
又或者：
狮子座青年：就把这个粘过来不就可以了嘛！
死脑筋少女：这是什么乱七八糟的玩意完全不搭调的好吗！前面明明在说xxx那么按照这个逻辑接下来难道不应该@#￥%⋯⋯（blablabla~~）
狮子座青年：
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2012-01-10
单细胞动物。
古时候的邮递员，即使送达的信址换了住家也还要锲而不舍地循着蛛丝马迹追查到他的收件人；可是当代的快递，跟他们的前辈比起来实在是太没有职业操守了。把我的洁面粉和滴眼液望一楼大厅一撇扭头就跑了啊。。收到意外快递的惊喜变成寄件人气急败坏的“你丫到底收到没！”我都不跟你计较了，从头到尾连个通知签收的电话都没的竟然物流信息还有脸显示送达，做人真的可以这样没有底线嘛！
今天又收到据称是“成吉思汗的军粮”的超级牛肉干~当即拆一包来跟ZKK、夏工、邢爷和翟翟分麾下炙
！每一次收到礼物都会有强烈的被爱的赶脚~我这个人还真是又简单又庸俗哇！
今天有朋友看了我博克，一脸杠地说这都过了十天了你才开始感叹“now we r living in 2012!”，脑子的时滞还真不是一般的严重啊⋯⋯好吧。我好像经常都是这种反应迟钝+神经大条的样子。有时候跟同事聊天，人家都过了几个档位了我才把上上上个进程加载完，然后一脸无辜地横空冒句“对哦所以说过节出去玩还是要结伴啊！” 邢爷说：我现在就把你格式化了！
不过要不幸撞上爷神经紧张的时候都不要太害怕哦~亲爱的好朋友们是不是都经历过好端端的突然被我抓住大叫“大哥你这是肿末了！”的情节吧。。内天估计又把7M同学给吓到了。。这什么烂人格啊。。以后得改改唠~
恩⋯⋯这个博克为啥越写越像年终检讨了嘞（其实中心思想是：请你们珍惜我这样的神经病！）不过话说过节还真的蛮想去个柬埔寨啊东南亚什么的——每当想起毛姆叔叔说：“这里又绿又暗，走在浓密的枝叶下面，你就像是漫游海底。”⋯⋯阿re我们什么时候才去土耳其坐热气球啊⋯⋯好惆怅。。。
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2012-01-09
莫把幺弦拨。
now we r surely really living in a sth called "2012"! a live science fiction honey~ and wt's practically scientific is that thousands of things just began flooding in as was expected at the end of 2011. i kept losing my appetite and weight as well(bite me~). and i stop having dreams, which makes me sleep like a log.
but there is one dream that i do remember... and i will not utter it. for then it would be disclosed and gone. like Grace Marks' apple. (anyone who knows wt i'm talking about, print this page and send to me for a 粉汤羊血。)
life is like an onion. u peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes u weep.
so i believe the best way to treat the onion is to cook and eat it! with joy and have fun honey~
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2012-01-08
谝闲喘。
G asked me wt was the celadon made of that gives the porcelain glitter. i wish i knew how to describe chemical elements and formulas, e.g. Pb n CuO, so that i could show off- which i never let go of a chance to
- the very limited part of high school chemistry still left in my head. but i was only able enough to say it was chemicals and temperatures. when i told him for the most precious porcelains they put agate powders in the celadon to create a color that simulates the sky after rains, as the sun was just about to reappear, he looked greatly moved.M shared with us almost all the romantic stories about her family. my favourite one is how her mother met her father. i put her mother ahead of her father because it was her that dominated in the story. she is the kind of woman i would definitely admire. brilliant, constructive, optimistic and self-motivated, knows exactly what she wants and takes effective actions; incredibly charming, yet most impressively, such a warm soul.
the other day i heard a saying that "a man who knows about romance does not know about commitment", just the same way they ramble like "a woman who is attractive enough has no guts to be tender." i am totally moved by this sort of logic, which sounds perfectly economical, but is in fact crappy. i'm not saying that economics does not work in this realm, because ecomomics can equally be fitted into any field of study related to human hearts; but u really need a little bit more insight when it comes to creating a theory. if, after all, a man grudged to take commitments, but doesn't bother to be romantic to make u happy, then why do u want this commitment at all? (while, sure in most cases u have to let them know wt makes u happy....) and in the same way, how could a woman possibly be real attractive without a soul that is tender and sweet? u try hard to make ur way, and will find urself back at the point where u got started.... coz finally, we r talking about not a single person, male or female, but the connection. the connection that needs understanding, trust, faith, caring, patience, etc. to live and grow. wow...seems like i was writing an essay for a CET4 or sth...
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2012-01-08
荒腔走板之夜。
唱《漫步人生路》。只一句就唱到《水手》上面去了。
“在你身边，路虽远，未疲倦；像父亲的责骂母亲的哭泣永远难忘记。”
还有就是小时候那个《家有仙妻》的主题曲，和《新鸳鸯蝴蝶梦》也很合适。
“她总是只留下电话号码，总不肯让我送她回家，听说你也曾经爱上过她，曾经也同样无法自拔；看似个鸳鸯蝴蝶，不应该的年代⋯⋯”
不信自己唱唱看咯~真的很般配的。。
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2012-01-06
以下排序不分先后。
1、收到jo一家寄来的kiwi bird。闪粉洒了我一头一脸。好开心~
2、换上绿美人的我的旧琴，如今必须动用一个词汇来形容它那就是：“MAGNIFICENT”。
3、爬在超市的手推车上向着冷冻区滑行的时候居然撞到饼干促销的堆头。一定是脑子坏掉了。。
4、KFC的眼力真是稳准狠。似乎是一夜之间我身边的人类就全民一条心地收集起那个起司猫来了。邢爷拿到一只嗨小奇，我拿到一只萌小奇。这个萌小奇，看上去也没啥了不起，一拉弦即刻变身地狱使者！不信你们去买来看⋯⋯
5、邢爷这个碎女子是一朵奇葩，改天有时间我再来说一说她。（请注意：逗号前后的字数一样哦~）
6、跟MIT和交大的导师逛陕重汽，一个多月没咋干活的我突然有活干了一副没钱拿也兴奋得冒傻气的样子。。重卡的产业发展路径估计会和中国所有非资源类行业的宿命一样。对陕汽来说，现在已然进入为了“将来某一天不要死得太难看”而努力拼搏的时代了！
7、天下的果粉真是超越男女老幼种族国界。G教授今天又拉着我大聊起苹果是如何的完美以及他打算如何将余生继续无怨无悔地奉献给苹果的每一只新产品。看来你没帮别人转换过40集《暗算》。横。不过算了。作为回应我让他给我们讲讲一戴二十年的破围巾的故事——那真的就是“破”！质地成色和品相都跟我家的抹布有二十分神似，还带洞的嘞~丫竟然流露出几分少女的羞涩。受不鸟。。
